Thursday, October 6, 2011

how to be a dapper melbourne chap

wear skinny jeans
in navy / dark grey / or black
a tasseled winter scarf
or quirky handcrafted hat
a tousled bed head
asymmetrical cut
or an overgrown dylan fro
of so-hip-i-can’t-be-fucked

or be scalp-razored
on a zero blade or one
with not-that-kind-of-pretty
two day old stubble

read rolling stone
collect records
frequent secondhand book places
talk poetry / art
& politics
but detest the horse races

shop at farmers markets
chinese grocers
jewish bakeries
or russian deli’s
watch films at acmi
know where the state library is

be vague
or ironic
or funny
or erratic
& wear skinny fit jumpers:
either hoodies or knits

be heroically underpaid
or disgustingly overpaid

live on grants / or savings
a scholarship /or bar tips

hang at the espy
the tote / the toff
the food festival
film festival
or elsewhere art is

drink boutique beer / tea
or a specific grind of coffee

visit perth / adelaide
darwin / or
anywhere untouristy

dig reggae
folk or jazz
& play drums / deck
or guitar

live on the tram
but own a beat-up brown car

like tall auburn-haired girls
who wear lace-trimmed dresses
leather boots / funky brooches
& know which way the bar is

6 comments:

  1. well, that's got me done. only thing is you coulda put in 'open studio' as well as tote/toff etc. oh dear me, what have i become? :-)

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  2. You're on a poetic roll at the moment Maxine. I'm tempted to ask if I can Badgerise one of these poems but you probably have bigger and better plans for them :)

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  3. Wait a minute, Maxine... skinny jeans? in Melbourne? sheesh... so is not just here, then? Yuh had mi laffin straight thru, only because yuh on point. I see nuff of that euro-cosmopolitan, artsy look all around. And di swag...well I carry dat swag.
    Love the imagery.
    One Love
    Kaya

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  4. There is a Ween song I dare not name that the end of this put me in mind of. Trust funds, we all need one. Skinny jeans are in my past - my future has a big fat ass. Thanks for the poem! as always.

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  5. Funny Heth, I thought of your old 'do when I wrote the Dylanesque fro line - yours and Lemons :)

    Kaya - So much for originality :)

    TimT - Which one do you want to badgerise?

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  6. CHEEKY! :-) i have a lil bit of dylan in the noggin', sure...but geoff's 'fro is the real deal.

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